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Judas: Hey guys, has anyone seen Jesus?
Peter: Nope.
Matthew: Nuh-uh.
Jeebus: No.
Judas: Wait, who are you?
Jeebus: I am Jeebus. I'm new.
Judas: Jesus, is that you?
Jeebus: No, I am Jeebus. You must not be hearing me. Probably because you're gay.
Judas: Whatever. By the way, that's the worst fake mustache I've ever seen, Jesus.
Jeebus: I'm not Jesus.
Judas: Alright -- if you're not Jesus, then where is he?
Jeebus: He's ... out doing good works.
Judas: I don't think we're talking about the same Jesus.
Jeebus: Jesus said you'd be like this.